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Monday, August 10, 2009

Not Me! Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

It's not that time again!

Where did the 6-pack of Hershey bars go? Were s'mores had? Was it melted down to make candy? I know that John had 1. And I just know that it was not me who ate the rest of that 6-pack of candy bars (not frozen, of course) in less than 48 hours time. No way.

What about that stop sign down the street? The one the cops sit at, on occasion. Would I blow through that stop sign? Even with a cop sitting mere yards away? No way. Not me! And if that cop had decided to come after me, I most definitely would not have used my husband's name to get out of the ticket. Of course not. I would take my due with no excuses.

This laptop I have (which of course does not get that much use) does not have chip, cookie and other random crumbs that have fallen down in between the keys. Uhn, uh. Not me. I would never sit here on the couch munching away while I blog or facebook. Crumbs would never be found trailing down my shirt from my snacking habits. I would not let said crumbs make their way down into the keyboard of this expensive (all-be-it outdated) piece of equipment. I would take much better care of my things than that.

And finally, it's definitely not me who has had 4 days off in a row, with 2 more to come, and no finished housework in sight. No way! I would be much more motivated and 'accomplishing' than that. I would not spend my days off instead at the track...on the boat...with my nephews...doing NOTHING!

Well, my coffee cup is not empty, I am not going to go refill it and then sit my butt right back here on the couch. No way. After all, there's housework to do.


Julia said...

love this post. too funny. all of it... the hershey bars, the blown stop sign, the "crumby" laptop. wonderful!!

King J's Queen said...

You sound way too much like me. Which reminds me, there's a brand new pack of Hershey bars in the pantry. I must investigate....

Lynn said...

Well, frozen is the only way to go in my book, so if you're digging out the Hershey's, give them time to freeze!

Foursons said...

Ummm...Can I have your hubby's name so I can name drop the next time I DON'T get pulled over?

And my keyboard does NOT have random sugar ants crawl out of it from all the crumbs taking up residence in the keyboard.

Michelle said...

All of that sounds like my daily life, lol!