Not Me! Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

First of all, to go back a few days, it was definitely not me who DVR'd the Michael Jackson memorial. And it was definitely not me who recorded channel 6 from 10am until 5pm...just to make sure I caught it. I would never care so much about something like that! And then of course it was not me who fast-forwarded through most of the service, stopping only briefly enough to hear who was singing and how they sounded. Nope. Definitely not me.

Then again, it could not have been me who baked half a pizza and 6 garlic knots....and then gobbled them all up. No way! Not me! I have a wedding to go to in a month. I have a dress to fit into. I already weigh the most I've weighed EVER. So no, it was not me who savored the fresh garlic and parsley. And it was definitely not me who poured extra butter and shredded extra fresh parm onto the knots. I would never be the kind of person who wouldn't save a knot or two for my hubby when he got home from work. So must have been someone else, because it was not me!

Finally, I know that it couldn't possibly be me who spends (wastes?) hours on end flittering away on facebook, editing away on picnik and blogging away on blogspot! Not me! I have way too many important things going on in my life. Would I leave the laundry and dishes undone just so I can prop the laptop on my knees and check everyone's status updates? Not me! Would I neglect cleaning the tub and toilet just to see how creative my uncreative self can become by adjusting saturation on and cropping photos? Not me! Would I ignore my self-inflicted bedtime just to write my very first Not Me! Monday?? Of course not! I am way more disciplined than that. That certainly is not me!

So what have you all been not doing this week???